MOVED

this bloody piece of crap is no longer my blog.
xD
i've moved to
http://edtheelephantman.blogspot.com/
have fun!

EDMUND TAN IS A COMPLETE IDIOT

he had a whole 2 weeks plus a weekend to study but all he could do day in day out was eat, watch TV, play NBA live, play basketball and sleep.
and now to start studying when he din even listen in class.
useless pile of shit.
this is the end of edmund tan.
(do YOU think so?)
well this is just to say that edmund tan will be hibernating this exam =)
so will be this blog =(
oh well that's life.
c u later kids.

PIANO TRIAL EXAM

well someone said i dun update much about my life so here u go
today's piano trial exam really was quite good
din feel too nervous and i actually got a good try on my third song.
hu knows i might pass grade 8 this year.
YAY

is this a sport?

a baseball match turns into a free for all frenzy
amazing
AMERICA we salute u for the entertainment.

HIP HOP SUCKS?

Quote of the day

"Good friends are like stars.......You don't always see them, but you know they're always there."

useful advice

Useful hints !!!
I never thought of this.......but its great advice!!
This lady has changed her habit of how she lists her
names on her mobile phone after her handbag was
stolen. Her handbag, which contained her cell phone,
credit card, wallet... etc...
20 minutes later when she called her hubby, from a pay
phone telling him what had happened, hubby says 'I
received your text asking about our Pin number and
I've replied a little while ago.'
When they rushed down to the bank, the bank staff told
them all the money was already withdrawn. The thief
had actually used the stolen cell phone to text
'hubby' in the contact list and got hold of the pin
number. Within 20 minutes he had withdrawn all the
money from their bank account.
Moral of the lesson: Do not disclose the relationship
between you and the people in your contact list.
Avoid using names like Home, Honey, Hubby, Sweetheart,
Dad, Mom, etc.... And very importantly, when
sensitive info is being asked through texts, CONFIRM
by calling back.
Also, when you're being text by friends or family to
meet them somewhere, be sure to call back to confirm
that the message came from them. If you don't reach
them, be very careful about going places to meet
'family and friends' who text you.

HEART ATTACK

Warm Water

This is a very good article. Not only about the warm water after your meal,
but about Heart
Attacks . The Chinese and Japanese drink hot tea with their meals, not cold water, maybe it is time we adopt their drinking habit while eating.



For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you.

It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed. It will slow down the digestion. Once this 'sludge' reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It will line the intestine. Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer.

It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal.

Common Symptoms
Of Heart Attack...

A serious note about heart attacks - You should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting. Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line.

You may never have the first chest pain during the course of a heart attack. Nausea and intense sweating are also common symptoms. 60% of people who have a heart attack while they
are asleep do not wake up. Pain in the jaw can wake you from a sound sleep.

Let's be careful and be aware. The more we know, the better chance we could survive.

NBA Finals

The Lakers led by Kobe Bryant the MVP,Pau Gasol and Lamar Odom

VS
The Celtics led by Ray Allen, Paul "The Truth" Pierce and Kevin "The Big Ticket" Garnett

the 2008 NBA Finals are here
but there can only be 1.
Who will it be?
(i take LAKERS!)
GAME ON

Crazy Dance Ending

This guy has some great moves. Trust me, you won’t see the ending coming.

Britian English VS Malaysian English

Who says our English is teruk.? Just see below - Ours is simple,short,concise, straight-to-point, effective etc.........

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Malaysians: No Stock.

RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
Malaysians: Hello, who page?

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY .
Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysians: S-kew me

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
Malaysians:No-need, lah.

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Malaysians: (pointing the door) can ar?

WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
Malaysians: Don't be shy, lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.
Malaysians: Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Malaysians: Don't want la...

IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're
coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
Malaysians: You mad, ah?

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.
Malaysians: Shut up lah!

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time.. Do I know you?
Malaysians: See what, see what?

WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
Malaysians: Die-lah!!

WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Malaysians: Wat happen Why like that....

WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it here let me show you,
Malaysians: like that also don't know how to do!!!!

WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me
Malaysians: Celaka u

3rd Youth Malaysian Scrabble Championship

i redefined bad luck in this tournament...
how can u lose 7 games out of 11 and still have a positive score difference?
its almost like derby losing and getting a positive goal difference...
i win all my games by 100-200+ but the combined total of 7 losses is just -100...
i just dont get anything going my way...
oh well at least had merah party to forget all the sober...
and a very dao gei ken wei and me going in the lift from B5 to 14th floor and back down 3 times in a row.
lol
oh well
at least i made friends?
bah its just the start of the holidays...
now i can concentrate on other stuff
i THINK.
peace =)

CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE!

Oh yeah baby!
U got it!
MAN UTD not only beat chelsea to the premier leageu title but complete the double with the champions league triumph!


THX ALEX!

and now david cook is the new American Idol.
well i din really lik the other fella anway so yay double jubilation!

on another note, chemistry today was just a big question mark.
chinese was an even bigger 1.
tmr's moral might be even bigger.
or will it be EST?
betta go study now...
ciao ppl.

HAPPY RETIREMENT MS. LUM

my RESPECTED maths teacher is retiring tmr.
well we kinda had a lot of celebrations for her today and were so high we were singing songs for every teacher.
lol
thx for everything ms lum.
i wouldn't be where i am without your teachings.
i am truly grateful.

to all:
sorry that my blog has been utterly dead.
well i'll just try my best to continue updating it then.
btw happy teachers day to all my beloved teachers and good luck to all CHS-ians in the exams.

about recent school life

of the test papers that came back here's wat i think of each of them:

• Physics: JOB BADLY done
• Chemistry: OK
• Moral: Well done
• chinese: another heartbreak
• ADD math n MOD math: lost superiority, easier paper so too many careless mistakes
• English: why cant i just get 1 more mark

oh well thats all i want to say bout exams n i still think studying super hard before the day of the exam works.
signing off now peeps.

MAN UTD 5 POINTS CLEAR!

these 3 men:



have scored against liverpool n now man utd sit comfortably on top!
mascherano gets sent off...oh well thats life

cant say the same about lakers but oh well im sure they will do well even without gasol n camby n they stil have got KOBE(MVP!)
n look at him go:


and also dwight howard a.k.a superman... my gosh if only i could do this...


to round it off lets see some action from King James:



til next time ciao!

wow i got back not even a single test paper today apart from english directed writing.(the score is a secret)
and u know wat check this out:

the nuggets score 168 in regulation time and MARCUS CAMBY of all people gets a triple double!

and this is just gay...

back to school

tmr we will b back in school to resume the tormentation of life in classes...
so all of u ppl betta b good boys n girls n get ready for school
dun forget ur clothes, shoes, bads, books(well maybe this 1 is ok to forget) and all ur badges etc etc
n u all betta be ready to accept the "gifts" from ur beloved teachers and hope they are not in RED
and to SPM peeps for your info SPM is less than 8 months away!
i'd love going back to schl to c all my frens again but i just hate going back n doing all the hwks and assignments and all...
and piano exam is coming up.... ARGH!
oh well...
on another note MU is top of the table!
and the orlando magic are in the playoffs!
lewis hamilton wins first formula 1 race of the season
oh well time to go peeps!
ciao!

WE ARE MEN

through the sun
through the rain
through the pain
through the mud
through the puddles of water
through the cramps
all of it in 40km
at last we the form 5 of 9th PJ 2008 batch can call ourselves men!
peace all!

ELECTIONS!

today 08/03/08 is ELECTION DAY!
so all u ppl out there betta go vote ur a**es off!
do u want change or stability? the choice is urs!
UNDILAH:
BN?

DAP?

PAS?

PKR?

CALON BEBAS?
up to YOU!
be a man(or a woman) and do the right thing!
the power is in your hands!
and quoting gobi singh last night, we, the rakyat should say:"we are not afraid!"

GOSH
i nvr knew my blog could get so dead!
well sorry peeps
now here's my first post in a month lol
important stuffs that just past:

• exams(whoots at last the dreadful exams gone! too bad the dreadful results will come forth within a month...)
  
• expiry date of my phone warranty
• hurting of my left pinkie
• time taken for CELTICS to clinch playoff birth(when will LAKERS do it i wonder...)
• nnoitra has finally been beaten by kenpachi...

important stuff coming up:

• ELECTIONS!
  
• XPDC
• exam results
• tenderfoot camp
• a whole load of deadlines...
• stockcheck

now to talk bout the most important thing that just passed: EXAMS!
here is my subject by subject analysis (well based on wat i think)

1. BIOLOGY: freakish. a real horror.. MIRACLE to get an A
2. ACCOUNTS: could I get 100 marks? hmmm i wonder... well it IS a possibility...
3. ENGLISH: wow no essay... still the directed writing is so difficult... maybe i can do OK in the paper... after all, its only ENGLISH
4. SEJARAH: WTF! bye bye structure questions can get as low as 0!
5. physics: pn sim sums it up:"Edmund, why you did so badly?"
6. Malay: well that wasn't so bad... maybe a high scoring B to save me?
7. EST: VERY TRICKY! either u do very well or very bad; and micheal expects us to get 95 n above or he'll skin us...
8. MOD MATH: come on its math... just that i was so casual doing this paper...
9. CHINESE: pn yap pls forgive me!
10. chemistry: A for sure? lol
    
11. MORAL:orang yang bermoral tidak harus belajar mata pelajaran moral. heck with a moto lik dat how can u not score low marks for moral?
12. ADD MATH: james says its interesting... i say i din have enuff time... yet again too casual

SUMMARY: if i can get 6 A's this exam, it means that i have proven that studying the night before the exam an be even better than studying months before!

ELECTION is this saturday! exercise your right to vote! do u think BN or opposition will win? oh well u decide it! u!(well not us kids...)



these guys just got the celtics to the playoffs! now that fast!
now when will these guys:





clinch the playoff spots for the cavs n lakers respectively?
i taking the lakers to do it within these 10 games.
and which of the 2 will b MVP? i wan kobe to win but lebron is outscoring him...
ohwell...
till then...
TATA!

NOTICE!

yo peeps!
sorry but i need to tel u guys that i might oni be able to update my blog on n off cuz my bro is hogging the com so much..... GRRRRRR
anyway... recap of wats happened so far...
got BASHED in petronas 3 on 3...
gotong royong went all wrong...
got sick...
lol
anyway...
im really out of ideas right now so...
i will update as often as i can!
sorry!

of a lousy day

morning n it seems that my new nickname is called MUTU. that adds to elephant, fat chick, wanker n all..
today morning during assembly i sat next to ken wei n yew chin. n i was surprised lee kim lai finished her speech so freakishly fast n teachers went off so soon. then i realized that each class' bluecard was being checked to c hu is not sitting in their own class...
so lame n mr lien say that he give a last chance
wat the hell n his new haircut is ..............
then back to class we get to chit chat for so long cuz teacher forgets to come into class.
so i walk to pejabat with chan yan n he asks pn tay san san whether her kids will come to the singapore trip with us. (GOSH i din even KNOW she had kids...)
then as usual math we get tons of hwk.
and then sign up for petronas 3 on 3 basketball tournament.
so gonna lose man! i signed up for "OPEN" category and not "UNDER-18"....
n ben wants to call our team "ONE TIME"...
soounds so fairytale but wth la
back to class chinese period n teacher will b like asking those who she thinks are not so good in mandarin do you understand over n over again n she was so nice that she let me eat chewing gum in class n din force me to spit it out! n then she also let us finish our hwk and pass up zhou ji n yue du bao gao n thursday!
hooray thats y we all love puan YAP!
then more chit chat during sej n bi n moral is lik >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>....
cant catch wat teacher saying at all...
then to LKT interview so sien for so long oni 10 ppl come
well hope for the best tmr...
and all the best to LIM LI YING who has gone to canada.
miss ya lots.
keep in touch li ying!
eDzzz signing off now.

hey people!
really sorry to disappoint u guys n not update my blog more frequently but u c my com has been spoilt n in the shop for a few days n when it was around i forgot to update my blog.
well here's to sum the week as i know so far:
Monday: House Practice starts. reformat my phone (lost all my contacts!)
Wednesday: Screwed up during piano class but stil get a free ride back to schl from teacher. (thanks a lot!)
Thursday: Went for Rumah Practice and ran all the way(well almost), play football n only concede one goal. well all thanks to shea shin's super defending n i oni made 4 or 5 saves.
Friday: HARI GERKO. get to roam around schl as much as i want the whole day. SCOUTS get 168 members. LKT gets more than 60. I joined calyx, prostar, PBC, basketball, olahraga, squash, buddhist club, bowling. now that makes it 11 clubs(including SCOUTS, LKT, Maths n Science), MY COM GOES HAYWIRE!!!
Saturday: Stupid change in timetable miss teoh not to teach my class anymore. we give her a very emotional farewell and wish her all the best even though she's barely not teaching our class but she's still in our schl. BESIDES that liying meets up with me n ken wei so that i can pass her that badge that was spelt "lim li yang" and the correct one spelt "lim li ying". we take a picture together n then we bide farewell for the last time. T.T really saddening to say goodbye to one of my most cheerful n close seniors. wish her all the best in Canada.
Sunday: Spend the day cleaning the house in bentong and writing this post. lol microsoft word got a bug X.X so stupid... of all things to get a bug...
and now some pictures:

li ying n me

li ying n ken wei

nth better to do in that small n stuffy room =P
and last but not least:

a very blur looking lim jie yi. xP (dun kill me mama!)

k guys eDzzz here! signing off now!
enjoy!

FIRST POST

haha wont say much this is the first post of my new blog lol
juz say goodnite for now!
xD